Final Review, Gaku’s animated short

Here is his video for reference. – I reposted it so that it can be viewed fullscreen. Domo arigato, Gaku-sama!

  • synchronized sound-image relationship

From 0:07 to 0:10 you can hear footsteps that reinforce the idea of the character running.

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From 0:19 to 0:24 you can hear chewing, which greatly enhances the final scene. The first time I watch this animation (without sound) I thought that the snake/creature was talking to the boy who climbed down into the cavern… Now, the lip movements are clarified.

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  • singular off-screen but diegetic sounds

After watching this video a few times, I still have not been able to identify any off-screen sounds. Sure, there are birds and water drops present, but these seem to be territorial sounds, used to enhance the environment.

  • metaphorical (non-literal) or symbolic sound-image relationship

In the opening shot, we hear a frequency crawl pan left to right, which enhances the throwing of the Apple. This sound is non-literal, but implies a kind of “fly-over” effect, similar to an airplane in flight.

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At 0:12, we hear an “ow” sound from the apple itself. Again, clearly this isn’t meant to be literal, but reinforces the idea that the apple fell and landed hard.

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  • diegetic territorial sound to define background or sense-of-place

Starting around 0:05 you can hear birds chirping, which makes sense, given the setting of a park, with trees. At 0:14 you can hear water dripping, and echoing reverberations to give us a better sense of the size of the cavern in the following scene.

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What do you guys think? Are there other sound elements worth noting? Am I missing anything? Are these sounds adding value to the animations? Comment and let me know.

 

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Update on Final Project

I’ve been trying to balance the performance of my sound elements between speakers and headphones and one of the most challenging aspects of this is the acoustics. Headphones allow for a tight integration of sounds between left and right channel, but as soon as you go out through speakers in a room, there’s a noticeable cross-talk between left and right, and it becomes less distinguished. Audition has tools for expanding the stereo effect, and this helps a little bit, but if you push it too far, everything seems a bit muted through headphones, so it’s a difficult balancing act. Some sounds need very little of this effect to draw contrast between left and right, while others seem impervious to the effect — especially when reverb is factored in.

Hopefully I’ll get some lab time on Monday to address this, but for now I’m relatively pleased with where this project is, and will post a pre-final version tomorrow evening – stay tuned!

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Reflection Response #4 (Condensed)

In Walter Murch’s “Stretching Sound to Help the Mind See”, we are invited to think about the role of sound in cinema and in our own lives. He makes reference to recording prototypes by Edison, and early 20th century films. What I found most compelling was Murch’s idea about sound and three-dimensional perception as a hallucination:

…the depth we perceive is not a hallucination. But the way we perceive it — its particular flavor — is uniquely our own… And in that sense it is a kind of hallucination, because the brain does not alert us to what is actually going on. Instead, the dimensionality is fused into the image and made to seem as if it is coming from “out there” rather than “in here.”

There is a mixture of joy and terror, living in a world filled with synthetic sound and the progress of cinema as a means of escape. From simple paintings on the walls of caves to MegaPlex 3D Movies, every step has required humanity to sacrifice a little bit of what we consider to be real. As Murch pointed out:

King Ndombe of the Congo consented to have his voice recorded in 1904 but immediately regretted it when the cylinder was played back: the “shadow” danced on its own, and he heard his people cry in dismay: “The King sits still, his lips are sealed, while the white man forces his soul to sing!”

My focus for this final project will be to synthesize a new reality by combining sounds out of context with my animation. Specifically, I will focus on creating sounds to supplement that which is not seen.

Project 3: Final Sequence

This is a video rendering of my final animation sequence for Project 3: Cezanne Multipane Animation.

As you can see, the Stylization filters are used heavily to create a greater sense of unity with the original source image of Cezanne’s Still Life With Apples. Other source images were heavily stylized to better match the look of Cezanne’s painting. All materials were used for educational purposes, under Fair Use.

Special thanks to: Robin Esrock (mentalfloss.com), Utah.edu, Soviet-Power.com, MB Productions (video: Launch Tribute to those who have fallen), Nikita Kozin (The Noun Project), CitizenSfitz.com, Gracefulspoon.com, and Kenneth Lu. All of these fine folks provided me with either material or inspiration, and I appreciate the opportunity to transform their work into a new creative endeavor.

Adobe Photoshop has many limitations when working with the animation/timeline feature. I especially found it difficult to perform certain tasks when using Smart Objects. I’d often work in stages, first with Smart Objects, but then down-converted to rasterized layers, and merged layers. Doing so ensured much higher frame rates when compiling, but I’m sure other optimizations would be beneficial (due to scheduling for this project, I don’t have time to go back over the original .psd files, but you can download them here.)

Just a word of warning: these files are bigger than you’d likely expect – over 800MB total.

Photoshop Shortcut

While working on Project 3, I came across a very useful shortcut: ⌘+F

Suppose you’re applying a Stylization Filter to several layers, the workflow might look something like this:

  • Select the top layer
  • Click on Filter from the menubar
  • From the dropdown menu, select the desired Filter
  • Make adjustments, preview, apply
  • Select the next layer, and repeat

One of the neat features of Photoshop is that it remembers your choices, and keeps track of all of the changes you make to your image. You can quickly apply the same Filter to multiple layers by simply selecting the Layer, and pressing ⌘+F. This will apply the last used filter with the same settings. It’s much, much faster than navigating between Layers, and Filter menus.Screen Shot 2016-05-23 at 10.44.58 AM

 

Project 3: Animation and performance in Photoshop

Before doing any animation work in Photoshop, be aware that some effects can drastically reduce you performance speed. I ran into an issue early on that dropped my framerate to 0.23 fps. If this is happening to you, then the first recommendation is to reduce your rendering resolution:

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Don’t be alarmed when your animation looks somewhat Nintendo-esque…

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This is temporary. Check your framerates again.

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Better, but not great. You may also need to rasterize your layers if you are applying heavy imaging effects, or make sure that your layers/objects are not retaining higher resolution images.

Sadly, I had to give up on a depth of focus effect:

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…and all that could have been.

 

Pacific Vortex – Reflection

If you didn’t go, you missed out. Check out this blurb from Carl Diehl’s Class Blog.

Pacific Vortex is pleased to plunge you into a multi-channel miasma orchestrated by Ben Glas and Joseph Wells.  Here you will find a formidable constellation of quadrophonic arrays and computational creativity that activates, in new ways, the architecture of the Mediatheque and your own mind! Sine-waves accompanied by generative visual abstractions will segue, sojourn, soliloquy, or, in other ways, play perceptively on the audience’s sense-abilities.

 

 on his customized16mm projection systems.  An outgrowth of projection arts and ad-hoc animation trajectories cultivated in San Francisco’s vibrant 1990’s musical scene, Manning physically conjures a phantasmagoric environment  using celluloid selections that are dyed, inked, bleached, cut up and compiled on large reels.  These elaborate illuminations hybridized with handmade slide and overhead transparency projections and mixed by hand are improvisational and articulated without electronic expediencies.

 

@PNCA 511 NW Broadway, enter from the Park blocks between NW Hoyt and NW Glisan.

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Part 1: Multi-channel Miasma Orchestrated by Ben Glas and Joseph Wells.

This performance was a great way to answer that classic question we’ve all had during our more formative and vulnerable years: “what would it be like to have severe tinnitus while tripping on acid?”

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“You are freaking out… maaaaaan…”

I do not believe that this was intended to be a pleasant experience, but that doesn’t make it any less valuable as art. The installation was well planned, and included three distinct visual fields, all based on monochrome oscilloscopes: Linear, Circular, and Sequential. By connecting these visual indicators to separate microphones in the space, the audience was provided with a real-time visual representation of the generated tones. Initially, the space was flooded with high-volume, low frequency tones that overlapped, this was a kind of “carrier signal” for the soundscape. The tones shifted independently, and were divided into separate channels. Combined with the space’s acoustics, this created a physical sensation that is adjacent to migraine pain, but decorative in nature.

The rising and falling walls of sound, combined with visual representation are entirely abstract, and not a simulation of anything specific, and my description is only meant to be as informative as possible. This time-based art might be “art for artist’s sake” but was still an interesting combination of different digital technologies and A/V equipment. Perhaps if I had earplugs I would have gotten a richer, but less intense experience. The pleasure wasn’t in the grinning and bearing, but in observing the feedback between visual and audio information, and seeing sounds transformed into shapes. The frequency and amplitudes occasionally combined to create familiar linear forms (sawtooth, sine wave) and geometric shapes (octagons, squares, and even triangles with rounded edges). It was compelling to be able to “hear shapes” but the experience was probably too intense for casual audiences.

Part 2: Out of time, place and scale, by the polychromatic Pond Mind Pulp, a live artwork carried out by Colin Manning.

If the first performance was an appetizer, then this was certainly the entree.

IMG_2237The first sequence was entirely digital in its presentation, but the second part included analogue sound and 16mm film projection. I couldn’t help but turn the viewing experience into a game of “Name That Film”. Some of which were esoteric educational films of yesteryear, and nothing too remarkable from that selection. Others however, were true blue classics – Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein, The Battleship Potemkin, and even Heinlein’s film adaptation Destination Moon) I’m sure there were others worth mentioning, but those were highlights for me.

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Even though the source material was often recognizable, the results were nevertheless quite abstract, and it is difficult to construct any literal meaning or narrative from the presentation. Sequences were arranged in an almost reckless manner, moving backwards and forwards through time, overlapping, mirroring, and mocking the past and forgotten future, like a  mocking riddle with no satisfactory answer. The audio component, while more discernible than the first piece, was still persistently abstract in its use. While there is no doubt that a relationship exists between moving pictures and time, it did not appear to follow a strictly linear pattern of past-present-future, but instead seemed to meander in a way that reminds me of what it was like a young child with the flu, watching old movies while laying on my side, volume up, comprehension low, while metabolizing the finest generic-brand, over-the-counter drugs that money can buy.

Nothing quite like the feeling of something familiar and strange. Time well spent.

 

 

Photoshop Calisthenics

Reference can be found here.

“1) Use the selection tools + refine edge to isolate objects from the Culture Catalogue image, then copy and paste them into a New Document, so that each is on a new layer.  Rename the layers, save as: lastname-isolated-objects.psd”

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Click here to download a copy.

“2) Use Retouch and Repair tools to modify radically alter the castle while maintaining a ‘realist’ aesthetic.  Save as lastname-weird-castle.psd

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Click here to download a copy.

“3) Recombine objects from the Culture Catalogue within the Castle image, using refine-edge to integrate the objects more seamlessly.  Save as lastname-weird-castle-2.psd”

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Week 3 Day 1

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L:et’s see what we cA̗̲͙̲n̤ ̤̤̘͕̜͕̯D̟̟͉̗̥͈͓ͅo̼̬͈̘͙̱…

 

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Let’s do some substitutions…

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That’s better…

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Let’s copy/paste some image data….

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Interesting!

Let’s Find/Replace some values…

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̶̶̵ͬ͋ͩ͋͗͏̡͙̭͕̺L̆ͥ̒́̅̈͊̄ͤ͗͛ͭ̾̂̆̈ͣ̆̀҉͍̳͕̤̣̗̲̫͍͙̟͍̱͡ê̸̵̡̦̜̱̪͚͙̥̝̪̑̑̽͐ͭ͜ͅt̵͖̬̳͈̫̰͚̭̟̗͉͙̲͖͖͇͕̓̏ͥ͌͝’̸̨̧̪͎̲͍͚̙̭̥̻̖̘̠̥̤͔̀͊͒͐͒͂ͫ̒̌ͦ͗̇͘͘ͅş̴̷̢͍̪̺̝͔̞̬̯̟͇͍̜ͫ̂ͮ͒̆̄͆̋̇́̚ ̧͒͂̏͑ͨ̽͌̓̒͗ͭ̅ͬ̉ͧ͐̐͞҉̩̥͕̞͎͈ͅm̢͙͈͈̯̜̩͇̞̉͆̊̐̏̐̾̈́͘͜͠͠a̡͖͍̙͙͍̣͍̲̼̬̪̬̮̦̫̙̟̘͍ͬͦͫ̃́ͭ̎ͮ̇̄ͦ̈ͮ͋̑ͩ͛̽͑͢͠ḱ̵̛͓̗͉̤̬̩̯̫͓̺̻̭̭͈̰̬͑͌ͤͤ̿͊̂͒ͩ̆͑̿̊̌̕͡e̡ͦͨ͌ͬ̃̎̉̏̋͑ͪ̑͒ͯͥͮͨͭ̆͏̴̛̲̩͖ ̧̲͍̣͍̞̞̱̗̯͓̮ͭ͛ͫ̇͋̀̀͠a̛͌̊͒͌ͮ̊ͩ̄̆͏͢͏̪͕̳̻̮̺̭̲͠ ͌̏́ͧͨ͋́͠͏̖̫͉͇͔̞͢͡c͌͊̇̓͋̽̌ͧͨ͏͉̝̱̣͓̯͔̮̘̼ͅo͉͍̙̟͇͚̪̟̻̥̘̪̪̐̎̂͆ͣ̾͗̉ͪͫ͢m̸̡̻̮̠̰̝̜̠͇̠̪̍ͦ̂̾ͯͦͪ̆̋ͬ̈́pͦͥ̊ͬͬ̍̅̂̓ͬͤ҉̶͏̦̱̺͖̝̗̱̻̣o̶̷̴̡̤̰̪͍̫͖̬͕͓͎̮̲͚̟̥̘̘͊ͦͭ̃ͭs̢̰͚̩̗͓̳͙̭̳͈̬̲̜ͮ̽̽̃̂ͬ̾ͤͤͣ͑̆̈ͫ́͑͢͜͡͞i̷̮̭͈̜͎͎̪̰̘͙͚̪̼̻͕̼̾ͦͩͮͣ͒̉̽̾ͣ̈́̄ͪ̑̇̚͘t̼̻̩͙̦̪͕͕̯͓̘̼̤͓̭̖͑͆ͭ̄ͬ̌̍̅̇́͞͡ͅe͔̪̪͇̗̼̯̱̫̔̈́̑̉͑̍͒ͯ̈́̈͊ͭ̊̎̾̃̀̚͢͠

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So, what’s going on here?

Check out these instructions for more details.

We are intentionally destroying code in order to create new images. It is a (im)perfect intersection of computer art and computer science. It subverts the idea of fidelity by emphasizing the very artifacts of recording (ambience) that our modern digital media attempts to hide. By highlighting these imperfections we gain a deeper connection with the artificial nature of our media and can begin to appreciate the processes that contribute to our ever-more digital world.

This isn’t about “trashing” code for trashing sake.

Another form of glitch – seen in this post – is based on the modern internet lore of “Zalgo”. (WARNING: LINK TO ADULT CONTENT ) Zalgo is a fictional character with a corrupting influence on technology. Observing this corruption (H̡͔͙̱͉̮̮̭̤̦̗̟̥͈ͮ͒͆͒̈́̅ͮͯ̆̿̎̌ͥ̋̑ͭͨ͢Ẻ̴̈ͮ̎̏̒̀͒̽ͣͭ͌̈ͧ͌͒̇҉̴̨͖͈̩̹͙̜͉̬̣̬̲̕ ̡̨̎̔ͧ̃̇ͪ̂͂̂͢͢҉̖̻̣̣̰͕͇ͅ ̵̵̟̙̪̠͎̗̻̗̣̳͔͍̒̿ͥ̊ͧͯͭ̋̌̓ͥ̓̍͒͑ͮ̓̚ ̬̰̺͍̮͙̬̟̃̉ͥ̂ͦͫ͛̈́̏̀̀ͅͅC̨̝̩̤͙̰͙͈̙͉̠̞̳̗̫̿ͨ͒ͬ̃̋̃̄̓ͨ́̐ͫ̔̐̓͘͢͠O̴̦̭̞̤͕͖͇̲̙̥͛ͦ͂̋ͥ̃ͥͧͨͪ́M̧̡̫̳̖͙͕͗́͐̑̇̑̍͊͋̋Ẻ̸͔̩̝̺̥̦̦̦̗͚̭̘̜̬̱͗ͬ͋͒̍ͥͩ͘̕͝ͅŞ̸̣͕͍͎̙̩̜̞͇̯̰̬̋̐́̎ͪ̊͒̇ͣ͆̏͒ͨ̌͝) serves as a warning that Zalgo is near, and will eventually apply the same corrupting influence to physical things (including people).

Because modern browsers include support for languages that function right to left and top to bottom, it is possible to inject special characters into english text and create nonsensical streams of gibberish/corruption. To try your hand at Zalgo text, try this generator.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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̸̦̘O̴̲̬̝̜̟p̜͖̠̜̼̣̜ẹ̟̙̠̟̠n̡͓̺̗͎ ̮̫a̷̫̙ ̭͕̦̖̖̪͞j̮̘̩̤͎p̺̥͕̠̣͈g̰̻̫̣̩ ̢̠̺į̬͇̥m̡a̖ģ̜͍e͈͙ ͠i̧͈̣̪̥̣̲ǹ̜͚̬ ̞̪T̨͔̲̣̖e̘̰̼͜x̲̥͚̼̖t̵̩Ḙ̻̀ḑ̙̭͔̰i͖̣̳̪̗͙̝t̙
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̡̝̪͇̹̗͕̱F̲͘i̬̤͓̱̟l̨̦͔͚̩̹e͎̮̼̹͘ ̹͓̦̖̼̫̥͘-͈̞͈͉̟̭͜&̖͡g̤̱t̲̙;̠̟̬͔̗ ͕̮̗͉O̻̞p̣͔͙̗͕en̵̤͉͔
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̩͓̀A͉l̢̮̫l͈̝̠̲͖̥ ͔̖̣̻͈̦ͅty̴p͜es̸̪ ̼̗̫̹̻̀ͅ-̖̬͓&͚̯͎͕g̞t̝̠̯;̯̗ ͖͍̗͓̺͇͇S͕̖ṯ͓͚̞e͖v͕e̡̝͉̙͓Jọ̡͓̩ḇ̟̬͖̱̞͞s_̩̣͉̠̮̥̼c̡̱̤op̫͚̦̪y̵̼.̩̲̖͚j̤͎͎̠͝ͅp̻̮̳̻g̭͉
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̴͖̯̘͍̲̜̲[̭̲̺͎̩̼́ͅc͎̘̮̞̦̳͔a͎̩̦̕p͠t̖̩̪̱i̭͕̲͍͠o̴̹̺͉̤n̝̟̦̺͓͠ i̡̟d͍͎̝̫̜̕=͏̦̙̖̗”̱̞͎̯̜̠͇àt͏̳͈̗̩͇ͅͅt̸̤̮̟̰̘̹͕a̦̳c͔̗͔̮̤̰h͏͚̠̮̬͉me̴̲͕̺̥n̢̩̥t͖̠͉̻̠_̩̤̗͉̙̣̺4҉͍̖̘2̹͓͉̹̠͞0̡̯͕͎̫̖̭”̵̖̲̘̰̬͎ ̮̹a̫̲̥̠̦͚̘ḻ̢̱̳͕i̳̻͠g̵͔͕̳n̼̗̰̫̥̰͍͘=̺͠”̢̟̼̖͙̞̗a͍͈l̨̻ͅi̳̳̹͙͟g̹̞̰̦͙̜n̼̞͓͍̫n̻̹͇̫͜o̰͖̦̺͙͝ṋ͎̗͚͙̹͢e͍͖̮̹͎̘̬”̩̥͈̱̯̘͈͡ ̞̬̬́w̨̠i͙̞͉d̢̹ţh̤͕̘̲͎͉=̻̝̰̖͈̳͟ͅ”̛̤̻50͎͇̞̗͈0̩̘̻ͅ”͖̬̱̪͙̜]͙̫̮͉<̹͈̻̭i͢m̭g̰̤̹̻ͅ ̪̜̳̺͙͖c̥͖̮la̳͔s̤̕s̲͉̞̲̬͇≠͎”͓̭͖̯̱͖͎͠a̙̞̳͔̯l҉̰̯̲̖͖̳̹i̞̜̕g̰̣͍n͖̫̬̦̭̮͉n͖̘̳o̖͓n͙e̝͚͇̖̤̻ s̷i̯̕z̸͙̩͇̞̜ͅe̙̳͎̠͙͖-̞̜͔̼̜͖̬͝f̵̮̩͙̗̫ṳ̸͉͔̠l̵̹̯͙l̳̖̝̱̘ ̥͓w̺͇̬͖͎p̢-͚̝̱i͓̫̤̝̭̘m̷a̞̲̥̙͎̜g̵e͘-̭̠̦̖̖̩̀4̸2̦̭̱͔̣ͅ0̹”̥ ̨̖͖̜͙̘s̺͇̪ͅṛ̺̺̲c̺̩̭͔͕̹=̟͝”̺̯̳͇h̶̝t͚̣̖̜̟̺͚t҉p̰̙̩̤̱̩̼͜s̀:̴̳̗̜̦̗̼͚/̵/͉̠̪͓͔͟g̘͎̟̤͙̠̳͢e͙͓̫͙̬ͅi̬͕͚͈̞̖͍̕g̱̬͉̕è͔͉̱̻̼̩̼r̦̬̝d͙̘̠̖͕i̮̳̗̹̲g̩͎̳̮̗ị͕t̷̩̭̙a͕̟̯͙̤l͖̺͚̝͠m̭̱̭̖̖̳̺͡e̠̻͖̗̘̫͢d̟̖͍ͅi̷͍̤̞̳̻̦̼a̷.͉͕͓͖̬̝͠f̧į̩̟l͍̻͖̦͢e͈̺̪̪s̼̪.̜͘w͈͎̼̰̜̩͠o͖̠̙̞̫̱͜r̝̲̹̩̤̝͢d̦̦͔̪p̮̬̰̭̝͚͜r̺͓ͅe͕̫̞͇̺͖̞͞s̠̣̮̗s͓.͖͖͔̟̭c̯̖̺o̙͕̰̲̱̼̲m̶̻̩̯/̢2̼͢0͏̗̬̦͍̗̱1̛̱̭6̦̙̹̰̤͜/̸̟̹̰͇0̧͔̞̹͙̗̙ͅ4̫̜͔̼̥̘̰/̬̬̫̖͙͇ş̗͕̳̼̱ͅͅt͈̥̯̭̺͈̥e̴̠v͏̹̺͕e͇͍̟̦̠j̸͙̤̞̮̥̱o̱̻̙̱͡b̵͎͕̺̮͈̗ͅs̭̫͔̞͓̠͡_̥̬͔̰́co҉̪̝͍͈p̻̻y̠͉̤̦̩.̱̭̗̲̙͠jp͏̩̬g̜̩̭̺͈”̷̪̺̱̠ ͕͙͜a͕̰̹̜̜̥̪l̲̤t̗̝͢=̶̙̺̟̼”͍͙͖͠St̸̞͙̮̖ev̢ḙ̸͚̩̬J̲o̲̳̻̤b҉̦s̭̗͝_̝͕c͚o̲p̬̯̼̗̩̗ͅỵ͎͉”̺͖̩̳̝͉͉ ̱w̺͕̪̤i͉̣͡d̻ṱ̺͇͇̜͟h̲͙̲͙̖̜͡=̬͙̲͉”̪͓̺̟͔̺͍5͈̮̦̦̫̀0̯͔̞͓͞0̜͢ͅ”ͅ ̞̱͡h͚̞͓̫̻͈̱ei͇g̞̥̩͕̫͚͚h̟͎̰̹̼͖̠t̻̼͖͢=̺͙̰”̼̤̻̹3̣̹͉̙̲͕3̬̹8̭̜̤”̡ ̘̲̦̫̥͉/̝̥͕̫>͈͉̖͔͟ͅ ́L̶͓͕̥:̝̜̀e̡͇t̗̜̺͕̖’̡̰̩̰̰s̡̤̼̗̹̲ ̱̣̫͓̲͕̼s҉͔͔ę̟̻̱̩̬̙̯e̺̪̬̖ ̰̮͉̮̞̯͡w̻̘̜̖͉h̨̹a̧̖̙ͅͅṯ̴͙̺̩ ̝̕w̛͓͎̖̰e͔̟̗ ̳̜͎̝̘͍̘͠c͘An̫̱̙̦͖̝ͅ ̟̻̞̗̣̀D͖o̻͉̥̹̠̲͠.̜͚̦.̵̯̠̗̻̰̹̞.̨̘̳̯̬̮̣̙[̧̲̲̬/c͍̗͉̟̩a̬͖̘̯̭̭p̭̲̫t̪͔͚͓̪͔͎͞i̺̪͓̪̘͜ò͚̗̱n̫̥̮͠]̧͓̮͓̼̟̗
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̢̗<͈i̸̻̘̩̳̘̰m͚̗̮͇̫͎g͉̮̞͈̩̦ ̼c͖l̢̟̲̻̼a̮̗ͅs͎̞͕̞͟ͅs=͖”̖a̫͓̗͍l̳i̛g̣̝̤͓̀n͓̺̯͖͈n̕o̴̭̞̪͖̱n̮̤̗͙̦e̠ ̘̠͖͓́s̜i̴̝͕̯̗̞͚͚ẕ͙͉͓͕͍̞e̕-̧͍͎͕̮͉f̰̟̪̀u̬̥̠̫̜͟l̼̭̜̖̮̗͚̕l̩̹̬̠ ͖͔̤̙͈ͅw̹̗͓͇̪̲ͅṕ̙͚̫͔̖-̱̙̮̦i͎͖̘̝̘̭̟͡m͖̗͔̳̮̳a̪̥̳̖͇ͅͅg̴͈̜̟̦̙̪e̟̱̝͇͕-̩4̲͔͘2͚̮̣͖̖̱͙7̜̱̪”̠͙͈͠ ͍̤̫̳͙s̶̤r̟̹̗͔͚̰c=̲”̨͔̠͓h̟̝͙t̪̪t̩̰͈̗̕p̢̙̳͚̗̖̼ͅş̟̪̺͓̫͍͇:̨̳͚̰̠̹̣/҉̘/̠͕g̮͈̥̟̜̀ͅe̼̩̘͚̺̯͞i̵̤̹̲g̼̻͓ͅe͍̙̖͇̥̼̳r͍͎̳̕ḏ̠i͏̗͇̟͙ͅg̯̻̮̪͙̬̦i̲͚͉͢t̜̝̳͙a̶͈̹̻̲̱̯͙lm͇͇̞̼͎ę͇̯͔͖̥̖d̗̰̦̥̠̗i͍͎͜a̻̳̭̮̙̼.̷̻f̡̗̪ͅi͎̫̹̼̦ͅl̼es̤̭̯̺͈̭.w̷̝͔͔o̼͔̖̜̲̘r̯̞d͚͕̝̣̀p͇̞͎͙r͏̜̜͈̮ȩ̤̗͚s̞̩̱s̖͚͠.͚͖̭̩ͅc̝̩o̟͚̥͎̯m̝̺͎͜/̰̫͕̲̩͎͓̕2̶̥̭̯̤̩̼0̝̲16̯̗/̶0̛̩̥̭͈̣4̶̞/͓̜s̲̞̠̮̠͍c̛̼̬͓͍̦̖r̺͇̲͓̝ee͔̫̼͉͕̜n̼̻̺-͉s̴̰̥͔h̼̘̮̭͈̠o̠t͔͔͔̯͉̥̘͜-͈̭̠̠̥̗2̮̻͡0̮̞̣̲̳͙̫͝1͍̭̤̮6̬-͉̻͙̦̰̘0͍̥̳4-̵̮1̵3͔̰̱͈͖͝-̺a̞͚̩͙̠͝t-̵͈̪̫̫͍͇͉5̷̗̝-̡̼4̢̳6-̡͈͎̜5̰͓̩̰̝3̴͇̼̘̦ͅ-̹͚̙̳p͉̮mͅ.͚̤p̴͍̫̦͖̦͔n̝̳̻͙͍g͇”̷̣̥ ̶a̦͉̲̞̗̮͘lt͉̩͚̙́ͅ=̩͞ͅ”͚Ș̱̫̞̯͕͍c̶̝̩̥r̢͉̫̤̩͎̖e̲e͏̜̥̫ṋ͙̗͍̰͖͈ ̼̣̥̯̭S̱̤̤̣̰̫̹͢h͕͎̜̫̰̲̭͟o̴͈͈̫̻͎t̹ ̮̰͚̱̰͢2͏͙͖0̞̖1̟̜̗̯̀6̲̦̭̥͇͇͈-̡0̶̟4͓̝̼͉-̡̯1̳̙̠̖̖3̨͚͔ ̼͉̦̻̰̼̩at͕͓͈ ̫5̠͇̞̖ͅ.̟̬̻͍͔4̩̳̣̦͢6̡̞͇̩͓ͅ.̡̺5̞͕3̭͚̭̥́ͅ ̨͔͚̞P̭̤̝̰͍̣M̠.͍̜͇͚͞ͅp̦̗͍̺̦͕̕ṉ̵̻g̣̮̟͉̞”͉̳̳̳̤͞ ̻͚̺̀w̭̩̙̖̮id͓̩͕t̥̟̱̪h̺͎̖͚=͉̯̱̭”͡6̶58̘̖̹̭ͅ”͙͘ ͖͓̟͟h̢e҉̬̤i͇̫͖̤̦̳̫͘g̢̭͎̳ḥ͙̯̟͚̮̮͞t̰̲̥̤̦͈=̨̰”̼͘4̞̻3̖̲̞̭͉̳͡0͙̳̼”͠ /͏̳̥̼͎̺̦>̯͖͇͍̠̕
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̗̮͖̜͍I̭̙̮̻t͏̟̮̝͓ ̥̜̘a̢͕l͚͙̪re͖̯͖̪̞ͅͅa҉͙̙̮͇̦͕d̸y̺̟̹̳̼ ̟l̜̰o͚̙o̡̜͉ks̭̘ ̘͕̤͕͉l͈̼͇̻̘̩͎i̞̹̘͔̺͔̭ḳ̰͔̭̤̺̦͞é̼ ͚̳̰̻̮͠g̱͈̩͔̮l̹̺͞i͓͙͉̩͓̘ͅt̳̣͖ç͇h̢̗̮̠̞ͅ, ̨̳͔but̶͈͙̹͕̪̺ ̝́t̫̘͕h͉i͟s͉͎̟̪͝ ̧̥̖̣i҉̩̱s̱̰̯̟̺̣̬ ̠̹̘ą̹̫̲̼̻͔n̼̙̕ ̼̺͠a̟̬̹͟s̕c̢̮ị̣͉͇̘̰͈i͉͈/͓͓͇̩̦̜̺u͉n̵i̴̪̯̝͔̰̥̤c̘͍̹̲͙͖o̥d̴͚̺̫̪é̥͇ ͈i̪̫̺̰̺̬ṋ̳͈͈̯t̻ḙ͙̠̗͚ͅr̤͍͜p̙̖r̡̹̺e̦̫̩͈͉̯̣t̖̙͚̙͕̳a̻̗͓̦̟̘t̴̟͔̩̱͓̺i͍̙̩o̟̬͇͢ņ̲̗͓̙͉̭̙ ͅo̲̣͓̻̯̫̫f̹̬̼͓ ̵̼̱ț̬͔͕̯͝h̷̲ͅe̖̹͢ ̺͎̣̤̲̘b̸͙̙͔̮̦̺̥i͘n̵͖̦͖͔̩ar̛̰̜̣͍y̺̮͉̗̕ ̧d̬̤̘̳͇a̷͚t̜̘͚̣a̷̘̰͉̳͍ ̭̜̟̖̩̯͘c̰̱ͅǫ̝̜̺̺n̡̦tá̠̻̲̺̯̰ͅi͢ǹ̥͉̞e̴͉d̞̳̫̜̦̹̖ ̵̯͉̥w͓̭ͅi̝t͎̝͉͈͖h̗͔̘͎i̝̜̱̝͘n ̡͇͖̞t̠̭͍̳h͙̺͝e̛͚ ̦j̜̦͚̳p̱͟g̺̫͉̫̦ ̴͍͎̝fi͏̥͍̱l̮̺̮̳̰͢e̘̜̝̜̬͔.̀
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̯̜̭̠̲L̨͍̭̰̤ͅe̳̤͡t̞̭̩͘’̨̯ș̩̬͜ͅ ͔̱d͎̺ò ̣̫̱͕̝̦͔̀s̲͎̱o̞̺͎ͅͅm̝ͅẹ̲̩ ̛̯s̪̘̫̺̲̩͙ṵ̢b̴s̝͚̜t̪̻͍ͅi̭͔̻̗̩͔͢ͅt̜͉u̶̠̥̟͕ṭ̲͈̖͙̻i̗̻͕̩͝o͉n̞͈s̫̞͇.̨͔̹.͢.͡
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͔̪̣͡<͠i̫m̡̯̝ǵ̗̲͖̪͉ ͚̪̬c̵̫̱̜l̠̲a̡̯s̘̞̹̗̯͢s̮̱͙̟̟=̹”̩̲̭̜͓̪͙a͜l͔̹̦i̵̺͕̥̲̫̠ͅģ̟̖̟̟͔̟͕n̡̞̣̞̦̻̣ͅnͅơ̹̗̱̮̻͕n̜e̮͔ ̟s̭i͙̘̬̺͟ͅz̠̻̮̺̝e̼͇̱͈̺͙̤-̳f̯̗̀u̥͡l͏̰̘͉̖l̜͟ ̱̭̞͡w̦͚̮̬͡p̙̖̩̻͓-ị̣̥ͅͅma̴̬͉͉̞̝͙g͎̝̻̼͞e̛͇̼̼̞̙̘-͍̖̹̫̯4͎̞̠͠3̤͔2̺̥͙̣̬̹̜”͖̻̻͇̭͎̞̀ ̝͓͍͜ṣ̱̦͡r͎c͢=͓͉̗̺̙̱͕͜”̧͉͎h̬̰͜t̖͍̠̤̬̯t̵̗ṕ̯̭̟͖ͅs̸̲͎͉͍̖͓:̖̠̰͈͇͓͕/̬̘/͝ge̜̩̺͍͚̻͇i̢̱͙̣̙̹ge̴͔r͏̖̟̙̫̯d̺̮i͔̲̭͕g̝̹̮i͟t̩͙̲͙̫͕al̢͉͍͕̝̦̱m͎͙̝̟͢e̖̜̘̳͉̪͎͡d͟i̭̠̠͓͕͍ͅa.̸̦̭̰̳̯̮f͇͔̠̗̘͘i̺l͓̳͎e͍̥s͓̜̙̖̩͚.͔̥̣͎w̹̝o̢̭̙̙̭̻̯̲ṟ́dp̕ŗ͉e̛̦̫͓̱ͅşs.͙̜ͅc̷̠̠ơ͕͎ͅm/̰̥̹͖̪̪̩2̜̹͡0̠̹̱̥͖1̛̰͎̳̞̬6͈̰/͖͚̯̻̘̺0̷͔̰4͚̘̮̫/s҉͕̦̲̲cr͘ḛ͙͔̯͚e̯̳̩̺̪̳n͓̗͈͉͜ͅ-̮͠s̜̠̩̞̝̤h̶̺͙̞̗̪̜o̲͖̝̤͉̰̫t-̟̭̣20̥͇̝͚1̴̭͖͔̪͍ͅ6̖̝-̺͇͔̭0̼4̸͍̫-̳̫̝1̤̯̗3̠͉̟̥̰̳̀-͚̮͓͇͡ͅà̮t̯-̬̻5̤̦͓̠̳̕-҉̥̱̳̝̰̩͉4̸̼̗̟8̶͉̼͕͍͈͈-͍̫̗̣5͈̩͇͢2̫̙̣͡ͅ-͕̗̬̝̘̳͠p̛̲̗̝̩m̝̦̪.͘p͚̱͇͔͉n̤͔̹g̺̝̙̳͞ͅ”̲̙͖̥̥͈͜ͅ ̲͚͚͘a̮͕ͅl̙͔̲̮͡ṱ̥̙̙͖̮͡=”͝S̺c͏̝r̡͇̝̰̩é̪͚̭͚͖̙ȩ̹n̨͇ ̕S̼͖͈̬̻̞͙họ͉̯t̖͍̫͓̟ ͡2̥̭̤̣̳̥̯0̷̬̖̠1̶̭͕̰͓̣6͙͠-̯͍͓̯̘́0͙̣4̱-̠̜͔̹̲1̬3҉͉͔̼͖ ̣͍̘á̦̝̬̼t̺̯͈̭̱ ͝5̖͖̘.̀4̢͙̰8͙͔̞͈͕.̝̬̲̥̞͕̩5͉̦͈̹͓̬̘2͎͉̪̖͟ ͈̠̼̲̲̣P͚͕̣̭͘ͅM̫͕͎̗.̳̠̞͖͇͡p̪̙̥̻̳̘͟ͅṋ̰̱̤ͅg̝̪̬͜”̥̕ ̴̰͓̫͖̮̰ͅwi͏̻͈͇̖d̰̤t̰̼͓̤͢h̀=͙͕̗̯̺̝”̦͙̺̻6̳͎͓̣̱̻͘ͅ5͍̰̺͈̀ͅ6̩̟̪͘”̣̱̠ ̟̹̞̞̱̗̕h̝̙̰̳͓͎͡e̱̳͚̘i͚̹̣͖̗̯͇g̗ht͓͖̮̥̻̤͓=̦̤̰̩̤̗ͅ”҉4̛̝̙͙͉̣2̨̳̘6͎͉̙”̙͚͇͍̟͉̟ ̸͚̹̝͈/̗͟>̤ͅ
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҉̤̰̗T͓̬̕h̘̮̲̳̻̖a҉̖̘t͚͎͎͕̭’̷̜s̱̹̩̘̥͇̪ ̜̲̬͜b̫̪͖͉͕͡e͚̭t̴͚̮̜͕̥̥ț̝er.̡͉̫̬͙̰̰̺.̴͍.͕͖̗̭͖̣
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̡̹͙̙̠̱̮ͅ<̪i͏̱̟̣̲̙̱ͅm̰̗̫̯̘̀ͅg̖͔͘ͅ ̢̫̫͈c͍̥͎͉̫͟ͅl̲͈͠a̦s̥̜̻s͍̤̻͕̘͢=̘”̪͎̫͔͞a͙͕̟l̻͈̪i̜̙g͓̲̘͞n̤̩͈n̬͜ͅò̯͈̯̰̥n̶͙͉̭e͏̟̭̯̻ ̘̞̳́s̱͙̱͖̰i̜z̜̜͉͇e̙̘̖͉ͅ-̞̟̗̞̺̥fu͍̭̞̦l̳̖̝̳̖l҉̜͚̰ ͉͖͟w̘p͖-̰̪̖͔̟i͘ṃ́a̫͈̥͍̟͘g̶̫̰e͎̺̝̗̲̘-̬4̱̳͠4ͅ7͇”͔ ̠͡s̨̻̲̩̟̬r̳͙̣͉̳̬c̛̥̺̰̱͉̞=̵̜̤͖̖̗̩̪”̳͕h̘̣͕̬t̵̯̭̮̜t̩͍͚̀p̴͉͎͇ͅs͖̦͖̼̤͎:̸/̵/̞̟̫̮̯͡ge͉ͅi̩͖̰̣̦̠̕g̹e͔̬̞̗̼̬r͔̺̣͙̼̙͠d̸̺͔̖i̛͇̣̖̟̜̖̦g̦̟ͅi͙t̨̝̤̯͔̹a̟͍̲̮͔̳̱l̳͚̖m͇̜ȩd̙ͅi̯͖a̻̰̙̮͡.̤͖̣f̯͖̮̖ìl̪̜̯̱̯͈͢e̦͠s̻͓̖̖̮͙͞.̜͖̫̖ẃ̳̺̦o̕r͕̜̘̝̰̹̗͜d̲p̸ṛ̟͙e̛s̨̠̞͇͇̘s͉̞̫.͉̫̤͓c͈͇o̭͇̘m̰͇̲̩̘̯̳/̠͈̝͝2̗͓͓0̧͎̬̤̺̩̝1̷̯͓6̫̟̯̖̦̲̻̕/̷͉̝͇͈0͇̬4̡͖/̠̘͉̰̝̼5̹͖̰͍͠ͅ7͔̤̳̬̘̫̱͞3̟͔̺͈͈7̜̳͓̤͈̟͎͝31̛͍̞̙9̩̦7̴̙͕7̳̝̥8̙̟̲͓͚̣_̖͔͕̬̯͎͝ẹ̢͔̺̝͎̮4ạ̴̪̝̱9̸̣̜̬̤̥͇f̝͠a҉̭b̦͙̫͖̟͟ḁ6͚͈͡4͎ͅ-͙̟͔ͅć̺͈͎̞͙̩o̤̬͔̣̣p̯̤̰y̬̬͉͙̠̻.̣̤̱̝̼͔̭j̞̥̞̪͔p҉͉̖͙̗ͅg̬͕̘”̵̹̜͍̹̟̳ ̶̼̦̟̝͙a͕̺͚͙̺̻l̻͉̱̲̱t̷̤̝̲̰̯̘̳=̮͚̤̳̺”͎͔̮̦͢5̘̟͚̞̮̣͞7̱̙̤3̰͞ͅ7̢̣͙̰̘̙ͅ3͓̼̫1͈̯̟̩̹̠̟͝9͉̞̩͍͕̜7̖͇̺̳̲͝7̗̙8̢͉͍̫_͎͎͓e̫4̰̳͉͢a̤̝̹̯̯̜̤͞9̵͖̥f̙̳̰a̴̝b̘̩̝͍̦̥͙ạ̶͔͚̻̞̩6̦̲͈̞͞4͇ ͔̙͓̖̠͈͇̕c͔͖͙̳͓͔̙opy͏͓̪̼̤̬.͡j͕̀p̯͈̥̥͈͕̫ģ̭̗”̨̖̘̗ ̼̱ͅw͖͈i̘̙̖͕͔d̬̱̝̞̞̩̦t̢̟h̷=̷̜̖͉͔͇͕̣”͇̬̦5̯̘͇0͖͙͕͔̠͕0″̟̬ ͓̣̳̟͞h̶̻e̳̠̠͇͖i̮̰͈g̖̼͉̼̠̬ḫ̰̼͔t͙̳̥̗̖̬=̙̘̗̠̼”͔̲̙̮̩͙̖͠3̕3̡͙̪̱̹̫̣̤8̲͍̬͓͔̰̝͢”͕͖̩̞̦ͅ ̲͎̱̖̻̕/̘>̺͉͕
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̳̫̙̰̮͙<͙̰͓i̬̹̝m̻̫̜͕̜̗͘g͓͓̰ ͔̖c͕̫̼̞̺ͅl̸a̠̭͕s̹̰͔s͙͚͕͓̞͔͘ͅ=͚͖͍̘̤͎̞”̖̦̘̬̗͝ͅa̠̩̟̦̭li̧̯̮g̬̙̤͇̪ͅn̘̫̘̜͉͉͜ṉ̫͎͖͔̩̥o̗ṇ̲̙e̜͇̞͈ ̕s̤̠i͓͓̯͈̘̹̞ẓ̙̬̕e̻͔̹-f̖͉͕̭u̕l̯͇͖͖̺͍͖l̦͇̠͙̥͝ ̛͈̟̯͇͚̯̞w͓̮̲̗͕̤̩p̖̥̭̳͠-̹̙͖͍̘ͅi̝̰͇̟͈̲͘m͏͖̬̻ag̨̰e̜̮̝̭͍-̩̯͉͖͢4̪̞̣͓̰̼3̳̫̠4͖̣̗̪̪ͅ”ͅ ̴̮ș̴̪͉͉͙̲r̜c̣̫͈̺͠=̢̮͔”̷̲̯h̸͙̞ͅt̜̩̩͔͚t͈̦̻͓̝̻p̡͔̻̻͍̩̤̠s͓͕ͅ:҉̬̘̗/̤̮̙̖/̘̙̼̯͚ͅg̘̳e̶̼̪͖̥̯̩ͅi̧̟g̥̗̺͜e̝̼͖͕͞ŗ̺͕̺̣d͕̜i̢̺͓͖̮̗g̻̖̻͕̞̖ͅi͉͍̮̪̙͔̙ţ̦͔͙a̦̮̩̫̖l̰͇̙̭m̖͇̱͠e̮̗̠d̻͕̳͖̬͔i͝a͞.̤̞͕f̴̙i̟͟l͉̝̘̩̤͓ͅḙ̰̦̞̘͙͞s̷͚̜̗͕̹͉̺.̴͍͎̙w͕͇͚̖o̰̘̮̦͉r̥͝d̷̜̳̻̟͇p͕̥̯̰̤̹r҉͍͉͍͓͍e̺͢ș͚̀s̠̙̩̮̭͓̩.̘͈̟̭͚͟c̰̗̻om̹͓̖̠̯͎͘ͅ/̡͖̞2̡̱͚̠̺̳0̪1̰̳̗̰͈̤6/̣͔͓̘̦0͈4/̹̱̩͞5͉̪7̖̺̩͜3̧̘͍̺̬͍̘̤7̬͝ͅ3̲͈̣͔̮1̠̦́9̩7͉͔̞̯̘7̳̗̙̘̤8_̘̝̼͜ͅe̷̦͉̣͈ͅ4̬͢a̧̖̯9̫͚̮͍ͅf̥̲̘̦ą͖̹b͍̫̪͈a̛̘̯̲̩͔̜6̦̱̭̳ͅ4-͖co̦̕p̹̱̝͚̗y̹͝-̭͍̱͚3̘̻̜͍̘͎.͎̫̠̫̞̙ͅj̼p҉̺ģ̤͎ͅ”̩̠͈͙̻͕ ̞̯͍̟̦̫͈a̵̠̱͓̖̣l͎̲̯͇ͅt̢͎̲=̛̮̼͎̦̤̰”̺̙̰̤5͍͕͕̦̼͉̞7̗ͅ3̳̹͓̼̣͚͙7̖͝3̣͍͖̞̻ͅ1̸̻̗9̙̤̘̱̲7̦̬̣̺͎̝̗͡7̬̜̲̮͠8̢̪̝_̗̯̰̲̥͓͠e̸͖̗̗4̸̘̠̻̹̺a̛̠̼̳9͔f̛̪̹͓̻̯͍͈a̡̟̞̼̫b̨̪͎̣̥͉̻̬a̵̲̦̟̬ͅ6̮̳͙̟͎̳̼͝4̼ ̲̙͈͟c̹͔͍̳͞ͅo̻̹̟p͚̭̤y̢̬ ̙̫͈͕͚̳3̗.̲j̷̫̳p͕̳̗̖͙g̩̞͙̼͝” ̳̤̬̠̞́w͚̻̺i̪̮͓̜͘d̡͓̬͉͍͕̼͇t͎̲͚̻̯̩̩h͕̯͖=”̦͠5͈͎̝͓̜̺̹͢0ͅ0̸̹̤̭͕̮̜”̹̮̯̮̼̳̹ ̧̦̤̟̳̩ẖ̵e̡̼̬͙̗̜̯i͉̥̳̲ǵ̪͔̥͕͚̘ḫt͍̭̰̠̱̝̳͝=̪”̷̰̝̺3̛͇̜3̧͈̱8̜͔͈̟̭” ̡͚/̠̹̺̯̣͝>͍͟
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҉̺̗̪<҉͇i͠m̥̗g͞ ̰͕̱̙̩c͏̺l̫̝͍̜͇̬͜aͅs̘̺͍̠͚ͅs̙̣̳̗=͕͔̮̖͕̱͠”͈̩̗̳ͅͅa͢l̙͍i̤͓̮̥̪g̥ń͕͉̳̩̙̳n̠̣̫̙o҉̝̯̜̺̪̣̖n̫̠̤͠e̝̹͟ ͔͇͎̫̮ͅṣ̜͘i̧ͅz̬̖e҉̠͉-̼͚̜f̢͍̜ṵ̧̝̬͕̭l͎̤͝l̜̻̘̻̣͢ ̴̣̠w̕p͞-҉͖̦̟̜̜͓i̟̠̻̬͔͎̰m̺̘̪͕̰a̹̹̦͙̰̠͔͝g̴̰̼͕̭̦͍̞e͇ͅ-̗͍̼̫4҉͉̬̹͇4̀0͔̲̳ͅ”̴̦ ̙̙͎̗̝sr͍͉c̥͈͓͙̦̕=̷̹”̝͎̞͙͖h̨͚͕̲̭t̝͉̭t̴p̛s̞̯̯͈̣:͎̫̭̗̝̲̟̀/͚̳̜͝ͅ/͉̪̞̱g̡͉̖e̗͈̦͔̦i̖͙͈̟͍̯̗g̵͖̹̣̼̰͎e͖̩̘̜͙̮̟͠r̵d̟͈̹̥̖̕i̷̙̪̻̫̰g̲̭̣͕i̸͔̙̟̻̻t̥̣a̟̳̬͕l͍̩̮̻̱͈͙̕m̦̖̭e͎͚͚̟͝d͙͎̘͚̥i̪̰a̤.͖̫̥f̵̭͈̖͙ìļ͓̪̯̩̬e̲̱͕͉s͝.̫̫͔̹̲̦̥́w̤͉̰̥o͜r̛̯͓d͎̦̥p͔͍̼̥̟̝̰r̸̹͔e͖̦̥s̴̬̲s̶͙̮̦̜̣.̗̣̗c̹̘͍̮̱o̳͉̠̖̣͖m̮̖̞͞/̹͍̳̰̜͍ͅ2̡͉̹̻̰0̱̮̗͇̯1̴͙̠͕6̘/̱͚̞͎̣͖̖0͏̠̲̜͖̭̬͓4̖̙̖̲̜͙/̪͎͚̤̪̘̙s̯̬̰̳̳̠͟c͏̺͖̱̯̙r̷͍͍̦̣̜̙e̘̪en̮̥͘-͓͉̀s̹h̞̦͔̻̬͢ǫ͎͚͕t͚͠-̶̙2̠͖̹̞͘0̘̯̥͔̟̲1̩͍̮̬̻̤6̻̼̖-̴͉̝̯̗̪̤͈0͕͔͇̝ͅ4̬͍̤̼̜-̺̫̠͉̘̩̼͠1͖3͍̩̼̥̺̜-͓͎̻̩̦̲a̡̗̭͎͔̤̭ͅt҉̮̤̰-͏̳͈͕̜̩̳̣5-̯̠̟̙̪5͖͙́1͔-̵͇͉2͘1̬-̳̪̘̻p͏̜͈̫̪̩ͅm͙̖͕̗̟̩͔.̗̰̰̺̠̳p̬̗͕̰̬̹n̲͡g̠̗͙̯̹͖”̻͚̪͉̭͢ ͕̹aͅl̠͉̣t̨͉͇̻̺=̡”̷̟̟̲S͏̼̼͕̜͉̯ć̟̞͈r̶̦̯̬e̝en̫̺̬̹̣͙ ͔̙͎̳̦͎͡ͅŞ̩͓̝h̙̩̭̜̘͍̙͠ọ̯̦̹̗̻͟t͈̼͟ 20͚̫͚̟̞̯1̪̣̼̤̖́6͕͔̲̤̩͕-̝̫0̜͖͓̞͖4̡̩̼̹̮ͅ-̰̣̺1̶̟̭̬͕̯͕3̘̼ ̸̺̹̯̪̬͍a͙̩̖t͇̘̻̣ ̴̣̝͙͕͎5̜̺̗͚͜.͚̥͙̗̰̗̹͡51̗̱͖̪̯͚͓.̙͇̞͔̞̮̜2̼̤̣1̘̼͉̟̼̟͘ ̫̳͙̟̬̙P̥̝̣͍̠̞M.̰͉̤p҉̮̫̺͔̯͔̳ńg͓̪͇̪͙̪͘”̲̬̠̝̮͖͍ ̲̞w̲̣̜͈̥̱͙į͍͕̘̣̝̼dt̮̺̞͕h̻̳͎=”̺̜̠͖̥͍̗͘6́5͟8̢̬̭̦̞”͔ ̼̪͚͔͉h͏̹̮̣̖e̙͝iǵ̘̞̼̥h̩̼̩t̜̘̝̳̕=̯̞͚͎͈̬͈”̞̟̥4̝̮̼̯̮͕ͅ2̖8″̧̮ ̴̲̠̯͈ͅ/̷̘̺͇͙̜̝>͖̦̖̟̫͓͝
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̫͙̮̮<̰̜͈̮i͠m̧̻̼̰̼̳͕̼g̪̮̦̼̝̤ ̲̱͔͉́ͅc̗̬̭l̹a̫͎̖s̠̲̼̱͖͍̝s̗̯̭̝=̷͎̟̮”̰͇ạ̘̟͎̜l̖i͇̫g͍͔̤͖͡ń͙͕̻n̖͡o̠̹̰͖͉̦n͈̺̼͇̞e̟̳ ̩͍͚̭̰͕s͓̫̞͈̱̙̪͜ị̫̬̪̼̯z͉e̝-̵̺̦̳͍ͅf͙͔̘̞̩̖͡ul͝l̢͚͉ ̳͚͙͝w̜̯͝p͙̝͈̪̤̥̯-̬̮̝͎̕i̢͍̦͚̗ͅm̞̕a̧̯g̫͙̹̙̦ͅe͝-̦̮͠4̱͎̪͎͙̺̮5̡͕̯̪͙͉͍̜0͏͇̬̺̟͍̤”̮ ̼̳̜s̼̤̩̭̩̫͝r҉͔͍͙c̱̣=̺͖̭͇̤͞”̬̹͎̯͖̀h̥͍̻tt͇͕̻͙̯̟̝p̧s̰̫̺:̡̙̜/̖/͏̮̰͚̗̬͇ͅg͍̲͕̩͢ei̴g̷̱̞͈̺e̗̼̻͇̦̼̥̕r̞̱̜̺̦̟͜ḓ̴͈i͈͎̫̼̙͙͙gi̙̮̟̰͍t͎a̻̱̭̮̖̫l̹̭͞m͇̙̻͔͔̫e̸̳d̹̙̭ͅi͇̬̙͖͈͝a̯̣͔̫̙.̤̰͉̤̞͠f̦̭͚̺̩́i͉̙͕̞̲l̴͖̯e̦̥͢ṣ̗͈̖͎̼.̰̰̝̮w̻̳̟̼o̠̼̞̲ͅr̸̠̖͍̥̼d҉͕͉̺̫̦̳pr̙͎̟̭̜͕̺͝e̶͉̝̪͎̜̗s͉̞̭̪ͅs̻̪̲̜.ćo̷̜̪̥͙̠͕ͅm̠̪͓͉̲/̝̙̤̘̪̺͈͠2͇̰̙̯͖͇0̰1̦6̧̬̠̼̳͎̥ͅ/̤̘̮̞̬͈̩0̹͓̖͠ͅ4̖̹̹͎̀ͅ/̭̣̝̬̺͟s̝͉̝̮̘c̶̭͇̰̰̲r͉̱̗̖͕͓e̻̼͚ͅe̥̦̲̮n̤̖ͅ-̱̼̖͡ṣ̵͚̥͚̝h̷o̭t̠̳̙͈̥̜̕-̛2͕͠0͍̗̝̤̹͜16̞̞̯̞̜-̹̰͙͈ͅ0̹̪̦̼̤͝ͅ4͇̭̯͉̪́-1̯͇̠̭1̩̬-̻̭a̼̰̥̗̹͎t̥͕̩̯͉̙͠-̪̱͙8̱̫͈̱̤̼͈-͏̥̩͈̱͍0͝6͖̰̩͠-͙͜3̣̖̣̜̰ͅ9̴̠̟̫-̤̼̗͚̻p҉͉̖͍̣̦m͎̼̣͙̣̣1̴͓̖.̯̗̤j͇̯̺͢p̨̱̘̼̖̳͉g̲̬̠̮̯͔̰”̠̖͉̫̣̦ ̵͓͎̲͚̘̬̙a̺͖̹̪̖͈l͓̘̭͚̩t̟̳̳=̶̭͕̲̬̟̖͈”͇͙̥S͈͘c̣͍̜̙̠̗͘r̢e͏̤e̲̜̼͚̦̼͘n͙̱͓̮̞ ̩̜͠S͏ḩ̥̝̺o̳t͎͢ ͓͍͇̟̱̭̕2̬͉̖̜͕̙̦0̦̰̜̯1͚͍͕̯͞6̛̳͎̤͔̜̜̤-̬̥̭0̡̘̺̥̖̹̳ͅ4̩̱͔̲̥͍-͎͞1̢̦̼̥̹1͓̹͖͕̺̬ ͚̹̖̬͘a̦̣̖̕ț̵̪̙͉̘̳ ̡͚̮̼8͙͓̘̲͕.̛̩͈0̣̖̯͚̗̤6̯̀.̰͓̺̖̗́ͅͅ3̶̘͓͉͙̯ͅ9̢̠̖̩̦̼̜ ̹̗̲̝̻̻̝P͎̻͉̱M̺͓.̜͖̻j̡̮̫̱̘p̬͈̥̣g̘̫”̘ ͇͖͎̠͢w̗̖̬͞i̛̜̦̞̞̲d҉̯̲̠̦̞̥̩t̰̠̙͚͚̣͇h͖̺̫̖̘=̱̘̹̀”͈1̜̙͖͠3̨̪̤0̮̤̻̝̻9̝̫̜̩”̮̝̺ ̵̫̹͇̱h̩͉͈̮ͅe̢͙͇̤i͈̯͇̰̙͇g̼͔̮̥̯h̟̮t͖͍̥̠̣=͇̮̰͚̖ͅͅ”8̺́5̮̲͈̖̫̣͘4҉̣͍̦̯”̦̯̲ ̗̱͓͔͓̜ͅ/̰̘͟>͇̳̙̗̟ͅ
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̤͓<̨i̸͔̩͕̰̳m̩̭̫̙̯̟̯̀g͕̪̜ ҉͙̬̲̞cḻ̢̱̘a̲s͔̝̭s͔͓̠͈̘̣=̯”̰̠͔̲́al̫͙̬̞̜͍̱i̶̘ǵ̦̜̙̱n̫̘̰̝̥͎̠n̖̻̳o͓̲͔̳͙͡ͅṉ̣̪͎̘͓̕ͅe̷ ̶̖̺̘͍s̰̖̺͘i͉̣z̖͍̣̥̳͕̹e̘͚̪͙-͕f̡̤̭̗u͔l̫͢l͘ ̲̥w̝͇̦͉̭̠̫p̡̹̙̻̤̱̣͕-̻̼̼̯̦i̥̦͍̤m̸̻̖̖̫a͓g͈̟̞̮̺̮̖e͏̯̦̜-̛͙̺̪͍͍ͅ4̰̘̥̤́5̛̮̤̹͚̜̟̬8̼͕̭”͏̼̝̟ ̵͉s͕̙̤̖ṛ͎̼͜ć̘̭=̴”̢̩̜͎͙̱͍̥h̸͎̤̤͍̟̜̲t҉̪̠̬̭̖t̫̫͉p̡̟̞̙̞̙s̵͈̟:̱̤͍͉̼/̼̱͠/҉̳̤g̢̞̝̘̙͓̗̰e҉̬̬i͔͎̦͖͎͎͉͞g̗̖̣e̴͔̖̠̻̪̤ͅr̮͚͙͔͔ḍ͚̞̠͘i̟̟̖͖̥̙̳g̷̱͇i͓͍̯̗͘t̻̼ą̥̼l͜me̝̝͙̜̯̳̟d̸̟̘i̼̮͓̘̞͎a̶͔̠͔̦͎.͙f̻i͖̩͘l̡͚͉̼e̶̫͚͉͔̥͔s̴̻͔̖̖̠̭͇.͔w̠o̥rd̪̯͉̙̙p̴͔r̖̣̞͈̠ḙs̰̫̼̱̖̫̩s.̣̰͇̫̲͘c̼o̢̼͔m͇/̜̹͡ͅ2̺0̜1̺6͖̫͓͈ͅ/̵0̰̗͍͍̳̹̱͞4̣͡/̺̰͖ş͓͙̣̼̞͎̯c͏͈̠̫͉r̡̰e̱̬̜̥͜e̥̠͇n̵̹̥̙̮̙̯-̞s̻͎̣͖͡h̜o͇̕t̩̹̩̠͍̱-͔̙̗͍̙̣̟́2̸͎̤0͍͖͉1͉̱͉̗͞6͔̖͍͈̗̺̻-͉̼̮04҉̪͖ͅ-̷͓̗̪̠͔̺̱1͚͙3̥͡-̝a̹̭̖̤̙̠̟͘t̠̮-̭̬̱̫5̙̝̠͎͖̕-̝̲͓͕̝̘̥̀5̭̹̤̖͉ͅ5̶̺͚-̝̮͔͙͔̜͔4̶̙͔̣̠2̝̮̪̺͖-̵̪̥p͈͚̣̭̫̳m҉͎̞̭͕͈̻͔1̹̻̲̲.̞p̭̣͍n̟͓͇͎͟ͅg̞̩͔͓̰͍̲”̩͎ ̖̭̹a͏̞̯͔̱̪͙ͅl̪̼̣̖̗͎͝ͅt̞̥̖̬̻=̬̥͙̹̹”̵͎͙̩̖̜̫͔S̺͈͓͚c̗̀ͅre͎͈̦̳̠̟̜ẹ̙̭̲̻̬̮̕n̛̯͇̰͇̟͓̳ ̶̩̘S̶͉̯h̳̼̠͎͡o̧͙̰͎̲̤t͠ ̫̯̹̱͖̬͠2͕̱̝0̛̬̻̤1̛6̴̘-̦̀04̡̠̞̻̱-1̶͇͓3̵̰ ̶a̢̞̞t̵̞ ̤̭5.҉5̰̮́ͅ5͙̖̟̟̱̯͟ͅ.҉͎̮̰̯ͅ4̀2̤̳ ̦̟͕P̥̻͎̯̦M.͇̟̰̘̻̻pn̪̩̮̼͖̬̮g”̩̻̗̰ ̷͉͉̦̬̮w͏͉į̝̘̭d͍͓͇t͖͔̀h̜̞̮̭̠̕=̴͕̻̲̮̟”̜1̵̥͔̥̹̦2͚̝̻͚̫9̟̯̳̞̫͘9″̘̖̘̺͍̳ ̞̱h͓e̺̞͙̗̻͉̬͝i͘g̶̳͎͇͇̗ẖ̘͔̟̦̭̻t̯̦͓̙=̧̞͚̥”̨1̭̗͎͉̯͝2͔̲͎̱6͚̮̯̜ͅ0͞”͔ ͔͕/͝>̺͎
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̖̦̦̫͈͉͟T͉͕̼̖̜h̟̝a̷̻̯t͕ ̨̲̥̟͓̬̟w̵a̯͍̜̤͘s͉̬̼ d̡̮̮̬̯̣e͏̪̦ͅş̲t̛͇͓̟̥̹̤͚r͇͚u̘̱͕̭̼̮͍͞c̼̱̠̟̥̟t̘͡i̠̙̩̙̲̟̤v͙͈̼̣̙͇̤e̯̝͎̯̭.͏̪ ͙̝͢T͖͖i̯̝̩͔̺̪m̞͇e̯͙̩̼͠ ̹̺̟̲̘̖t͓͉͎̻̀o̘͎͖ ͚̜̣̹̗s̷̠͈͓͎c̲̫͕͓̳͜r̮̟̀e̸eͅn̦̘-͍̱̞c̮̝̣a̙̺͍̬p̙͎.̬͔̬͕̹͕.̷͈̻.̼
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̙̙͍̜̘̼̥<͎̫̪͟/͉̳t͖͕̰̙̣ͅṟ͟>̴
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̷̪̘̘̻<̥i̴̤͎̫m̴̼̺̝̤̭g̲ ̥̭̯c̫̘l̢͓̟͇̩̰̮͈a̢̩͚̺̬͉s͇͕̲ş̯͎̹͉̲̖͚=̖̣̠͔͓”̙a͈̲̖͍̝͞l̮͓̱͈̲͞i̟̺̭͈̥͟g̲̫̻͇͈̱̘n̫̪n̥o͓͉̹̦̗ͅn̸͔̖̱͉͈̥͉e̸̗ ̛͕͎͔̖s̹̜̣̮͔͇̟i̯͓̞̹z̲͜e̤̘͓͔͔͈̞͡-ͅf̴͙̻u̹̖ll̡̮͔̪̘ ̶̮ẁ̬̠͍͔̮p̻̱̝̜-̪̬̟͎i͈̕m̙̭̫̞̭̀a̧g͕̟͠e͙̠̜̲̻̩̯-̜́4̬̤̬̻͖6̷̹5̸̣̪͕̯͎̩”̷̹̩̳ ̖s͍͕̲̜r̢͔͓̜͖c̼̟͖̹͇̻͍≠͓͎͚̝”̦̣̻͉̠ͅh̲̗̯̱̖̤t̺̣̩t̜̬̣͖̲͈p̜̯̤̱͈̩s̨̺̪͓̜:҉̙̣͕̠͈/͓̺̜̹̝/͜g̢̹͔̪͙e̠̞̮̣̭i͖̘͓̭̘̬̤̕g̳e̪͉͉̮͍̣̘r͓̖͓̥̫̳̹d̤͖̮͕̳i̖g̸̜̪̲í̭͍̩ͅta̵l͍͙̖̮̫͎̟mͅe͇͔̩d̡͕͖͕̤͙i̪a̜̬.̥̟̯̹̻̩̭͡f̷̰̱i͓̹͈͝l̙̯͈͉e̦̫s͖̩̝̻.̳ͅw̫̼͙̖͟ͅo̻̖͎̝̯̤͞r̸͇͔̩̥͕̻̥d҉p̣̺̖̰̞͉̝r̦̤e̷s̜̦͞s̖̻͓̜.͈̜͈̭c̟̬̳͎̜ó̳̻m͍͉̯̖͉/̧͔͙͎̫̘2̨̤0̷̤̝1̭͍̥̬͠6/̰̪̟̗͍͙͙͠0̧̻̘̻̼̝4̸̪̺͖̬̫/͓͇̼͚͚ͅș͖͎̦͝t͝é̟̯̖̠̝̤v̲͞ȩ̹̜ģ̱̠͓̹l̗͎͎̻̦̞̕i̜̯t̝̙̲̪̟͇͓͠c̤͇̟h̸̦̯͇͎͕͚̲9͏̖̩.̴̠j̼͇̝p̹̱e̥͕̪̗͈͟g”͠ ̛̝͍͕̱a̢͍̻͍̻̜̦̩l͖̥͚ͅt̘̤͈̯̝̲̟͝=̕”͉S͕͈̠̟ͅŢ͚E̫̱̝͘VĘ̠G̤̭̳̙L̪̯͖̜͉̪̪I̤̻̹͇T͕͉͕̹̬͙C̵̬͍̬̯͓H̴͖̟9͏̱͍͙̝̜̼̪.̘͖̣̦́jp̣̦̖̦͟e͍͇̺̩̳̪͇g͓͙̟̳̯̤̝”͔̟̹͕̠͢ ͎͖͙͎ͅw̫i̙͇͙̬ͅͅd̟̪t҉̳̫͍͇̙ͅh̟͔͡=̩̹͚̗͇͝”̜̗1̮͎̞̯͙͙3̯͓̺͖͚ͅ0̬͇̠͕̫9͓̹”̴̦̝̯̰̦ ҉̖ḫ̺̮̠̟̳͎͡e̮̪͙̦͓i͈̭̻͙̪g̭͘h̟͉̫͟t̼͔=̻̹̟̦͔͞”̵͈̯̩̙͚̹̰8͏͍̰̟͔̣ͅ54͖̱͓̟̬̘̲”̯̮̼̱ ̥͉̠̫̮̩͎͜/̳͖̦͔̳̺>͓̳͡
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͈͡S̳̦̖̭̼͕͢ó͎̫,̭ ҉̻͓̭̯w̴̟̗͇ha͘t̺̰’͓̲̞̩̞͜ś̼̰͔̥͉̹ g̱͕͉͜o͇i̼̣͎ṉg̀ ̘̯̖o҉̪̖̫̥n̛̤̠̳̦͉̰ ҉̥̦̹̘͍h͎͎͔̙ḛ̬̠͙̣r̫͈͙͇̻e̼̘̩̼̙ͅ?
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̸͍̭̪̜̦ͅ<̬a̪͔̻̘̘ͅ ̫̠̗̭̗̺͝h̢̹r͉e̛̠͔̼f̰̼=̤͎̘̗͇̘͟”͓̠̠̣͘h̼̘̗̳̜̱̹t̗̖t͖̖̱̬̦̫́p̞s̗͓̜̳:/̱/͏̬̠͙̖a̤̱͚͈r͉͙̫̖͡t̸̹̪̭̩̞̹͓1̞1͉̣̭̤̹9̸͎̻̝sp̛̤͍̙1̢͉̝̘̼̰̞6̹̰̖͚͟.͡f̥͓i̭͙̞̺̫͎̤͜l̦e̻ş̳.̬ẁ͇͙͔̬̗o͎̥͓̺͘r̟̻̗̼͟d̯̥̭̼̝̹p̠͈̮̕r͎̞̲͜e͈̹͇̩̜̹̱͡s̸̟ͅs҉͈̬̝.͙͕̩͇c͖ͅͅò̥̯̻̥̲̱m̼̗/2̗̙̻͍̬͓̗͝0̜̩̠1̧̮6̱̺̯͎/̵̺̖̞̪̯̥ͅ0̣̝̼̻̠̮4̵͉̮̲͎̞̲͈/͎̹̝͍̭͇g̺̫̪l͕̹̦̯͓͚i̴̠t̖̜̲̹̯̩̩c̱͚͚h̢-҉a̲̜̞r̸̼t͏͈̣-̥̳͜t̞̹̩͢ṳ̵̻̖̦̣t͈̙͓̙̫o̹̲̞͈̯r͔̩͕i̠a͏͖͚̙l̛̞̠͎̜̞̲ͅ.̸̩̼̞̪p҉͇̗̜d̯͈͉̤͉ͅf̢̲͕”̪̳̠̲̩͙>͎͉̺͕͔͚̪C̢͚̺̱͙͔h̵̲̩̝͚͚̱ḛ̼̟͓c̡̭͙͎̙̻̩k̷̺̦͔̝̯͈ ̟̠o͏̮u̡̜t͎̰̺̺̻̘̜͜ ̛͔̼̹̹͖ṱ̷̞h̬͕ͅͅe̩s͙̗̬̯̩ḛ͍͚́ ̴̭̗i̷͓̘ns̨͇t҉̤r̬̰̖͠uc̰t̻̩̟̜i̳o̥̱̝̰͈ǹ͖̳s̢ ͏̫̩̪f͔͉̥͚o͏̭r҉̱͖̖͖̹̪ ̱̩̤̙ͅm̨͇̠̖̬̳ͅo̹̭̯̠͟r̗̺̹̻̫͞e͓̞ ̱det̠̭̪̠̫a͏̱̜̳̲̜i͓͚͍͎̯̞l͔̺͔s̮͓̲͕̘̪.͏̦̯̫<̻̦̗̲̥͟/̬͙͜à̗͖̪>̤͚

̝̲̫͉̞̝Ẁ̭e̼͔̪͔͓͈̖ ̱͚͈͈͓ạr̗̱̟̼̙e̦̝ ̥̲i̯̳̞̟͕̦͈n̴̜t̸̰e̘̯ṋ̢̟̤̤̤͍͙t̺̰̩̟̱i̤̝͔̜͘o̺̜̬͚͝n̛͔͉͎̘a͍͟l̘͚͚̞̤̜̤͜l̳̰͝y ̫͓̼d̯̭̼͖̳͙̭e̸̟͔̙̼s͈̼̠̫tr͝o̶y̻̗̱̬i̱̻̖͘n̝̣g̶͎͙͔ ͏̖c͈̺͙̰̠͍͝o̫̟̺̝͟ḏ̯̳̥e ̴͎i͉̣̹͕͍̥̗n ͉̪̣̪̼̲o̼̕r̝͓̼̬̖͝d̠e̸r͔͕̲̗͓ͅ ̡̫̪̬̗̻͇ț̰̜̱͇͍͘o̧͙̠͙̫̝̣͓ ͝ç̝͈̞r̯͙̦̲̦e̛͔ͅa̗͓̤͢ţ̼̠̻ę̯͖͈͍̤̠͍ ̢͔̥̞̤͈͇n͕e̢w͕ ͏͓̬i͉͔̲̤̣ͅm͚̫a͞g̝̩̺͍̼ẹ͈̥͕̱̩s̮͈͍̣̙͈͝ͅ.̣̗ ͓͚͙̖͉̠͖͘I̬͓͇͔̖t̹͡ ̞̭̹̗̯̝í͓̞s̗̲̦̠ ̖̜̲à͍̲ ̺̙͕̥́(̢i͟m̡)͏̞̰̻p͕̜͕͖͎e͎͈̦̲͡rf̡̝̝̯e̼̗̤̹̣̰c͖̣͞t̶͕ ͖i̸̥̟͇n̻̩͔͡t̲̬e̷͚r̜s̢̼̞e͕̙̟͝c̴t̺í͈o̸̞̹ͅn̨͕̤͚͍͓ ̱̲͕̣̗̱͠o̰̫͈͞f̡͕̘̼ ̴̹̻̯̬̭͔c̶̳͇o̮̺̮̯̹͙̝m̮͓̻͙̹͟p͕̹͇͕̩͇u͖͍̟̹ṭ͓̯͖̣͕̥͡e̱̖̺̯̞r͈ ̟̟̰a̴̬̬͙͈r̘̼͚t͖̫͖̰̣̤̕ ̣͕͟a̖̠͎͇̲̪nd̘̹͞ ̘̝͓̟̭͈̮c̶̝̪̭̞o͔͜m̸̲̝͉͚̗͉p̥̱͔̰̫ͅu̧̬̺̮̜̹̝t͈̯̱͕̙̜͜e͙r̰̦̪̳ ͎̼̠̰͙s̡̝̼͓̦ͅc̸̬͎̖̫i̶͖e͎̟̥̱͙͔ń͔͕c̲͕e̝͉̖͉͖͟.͍̲͟ ̖͈̦ͅI̢t͎̥͚̳͘ ̰̪s̡̫̦̭͔͚̹̯u͙̬̜͚̮̹̟b͙̰̤̬̯̬̦́v̧̙͓̖̺͕̱e̷̯̜ṟ̨̱̹̟͈t͟s̳̱ ͔̺͈t̙̲̥h͇̫̤̥̯e̛̬͕͍͕ ̼̤̥̙ị̤̦̯̙̘͎͞d͟e̺͎̭̫̯̜͍͘a̞͖͉͇͇ ͍͙̰o̼̜͈͉̲̥ͅf͏̮̣̯ ̣͘f̱͞i͖͇̫͓͈̬d̢̰̳̩̜e̞̱͓̤̘l̵̲i̶̗t̮̦͉̪͘y̝̰ ͏͚̰̱b̹͚̰̬̫͕ͅy̖̳̠̲̤͠ͅ ̡̺̲̦e͍͓̳m̶̹̻p͈̘h͚̠͈̼a҉̲̼̠͕̗s̙̫͉͈͔͕i̦̫͓̲̙zi̭̠̫̜̟̞n͍̰͉̞̗̤g̪̙̝̘̫ ̱̜͕̹̻̯t̡͚h̼̀e͉͜ ̻̭̗̥v̳̥̝̥͚͎ͅe̶̤̯r̥̗̪̞̥y ̼á̹̝͈̭̝̬̣ṟ͓̰̖͎̤͟t̴͙̞͉i̢̫f͖a̫̗͙c̱͝t̟͕̪͇ͅs͙ ̴̤͉͚ͅo̥f̜̺̖̹ ̝̙r̪͓͈͕͓͈̣e҉͓̗̘͎̬̞ͅc͍̥͕̠͈̲̯or͓d҉͔̻͇̬̬̰̳i͕̫̳̙̞n̞g҉̠̳ ̧͓͖͖ͅ(͍͓͜ͅa̟̟̯̘̠͓͓m̵̱̺͖͖̖b͈̼̩̪i҉e̴̮̭n͙̖͔͎͝c̺̩̕e̲͕̳)̛̜̳̠̼ t̨̻͚͎͈ͅh͚̬̘̙̪͔a̜̯͇̜͔͜t̴̻̠ ͠o͙̙͙͔͙͟u͚̪̪r̬̜̝͕͎͔ ̷̖̙̟͔m̕o̺d̷͖̤̤̜e̢̫̲r̴̺̘͎̠̠n̲͓͕͞ ̦͓̣̭̯̥ḍ̸͈͎̯͉̮i̦̱̣̥̫ǵi̥ta͜l̤̩̦̮̘̭ ̟̖̱͉ḿe̢̻̤d̫̪̳̙̰̗ͅia͉̣ ̬͞a͘t̢͎̳̻̟̜̜̺te̖̜̙͕͔̞̮m͏͉͇̭̻̥̪̲p̨t̤͈̦̬̪̰̟s̡̻̠̱͕ͅͅ ̤̪̻̞t͟o̭ ̗̱͔̘h͏̭̺̣̟̮i̜͍̯̩͎d̮͈͎͢ͅe̠̫.̙͙ ̮͖̭͉͞ͅB͚̩̪͈́y͓͉̳̤̘̕ ̣͚͉͍h̀i͈͎͈̤̼͖͟ͅg̵̣̜h͇͇͈̥̫̬l̪̤̬̖͈̖i̖̠͖̣ͅg̷͈̜̺̳̟h͖͓͕̙͔̝̲t͔̠in̬̫͕g͍̞̝̘̙̥͚͠ ͉͞t͏̙̗͎̬he͕̪s̖̬̹͢e̶̠ ̙̠̳͕͓̥͢i͙̙͕̞͈͜mpḛ̫̺̖̤̟̭r̸̮̤̼̪͎fe̩c͓͔͈̫̘̺ͅt̸̰͇͉i̴̭̼͔̼̝o̲̰̼͎͎͡n̴s̙̤̭͙̰̕ ͅw̳̩̰̜e͏͈̬ ̴͖̮̳̤͕̖g̵̣̳̳a̳̻̩̺i͇̦̙̞̝n̰̥͎͡ ̥͓͈͔͚̟̯͘á̯ ̢̬̘̫d͈͈̞͉ę̘̬͉̳͚e̦̬̦p͖̼̹̟̞̲e̮͈̠̩̞͇͘r̷͉͎̰͚͉̫ ͎̩̖̜c̪͖̠͖͉̖͠o̥̙̞n̼̲͍̠̞ͅn̴̩̙̘̦e̥c̭̝̪̮͍̀t̴̯͉̥̖̺̪io̘̝̬͎͓̪̗n̙̫̠̕ ̡̞̻̯̰̬w͉̞̗ͅi̧̦̜͍͍̰̖t̘͚̘̲͚ͅͅh ͉͇͜t͙h̞̼̘͓͓͓ͅe͚̤̖ ̷̟̺̣a̡̖r̗̖͝t̟̪̫̠̮̰i̲̭̺̘͈f̥̼̤̯̼i̼̫̖c҉͖ì̝̳̰a̫l̵̺̮̲͚͎̪̱ ̢̦̪̰̹̦̦̙n̨͇̱̪a͔tu̧̜̥̩̪͈̱r̵̳͕̥̞̳͓ę̥̘̜̺̱̫ ̬͈͉͓̲͇of̤̠͎̪̞̀ ̣̹͍ó̩͍̫̼u̡ŕ̼ ̜̲̗̯̠̲̹͘m̤̫͝ȩḑ͓̹̤͔̜i̩̕a̢̤̫̩̲͙̰ ͔͓͖a̧̗͚n̹̼͚͎͉̭̮͘d̳͓͕͕̘ ̠̭̟͓̥c̨̞̭̖ͅa҉̗n̮̦̯ ͎̻̞̻̭͚̞ḇ̮͠e̵̥͈̰̗ͅg̖i̵̦̞̖̘̲͈n̜̝͙̮̘ ͚̤̪͚̬̯t̨̹̹͈o̰ ̶̺͇̖̥a͈p̖̻̼̘p̪̦̳͍̺r̯̲͞e͓̱̘̤̳̭͉c̡͙̱̲̦̠i̗̰̲̳̝a̘͢t̰̯̙̖̫e̤̘ t͎̟͈͘h̸̗̲̜͍̻ͅe̸ ̰̱̘p͈͓̥͚̩̦͟r̩̫̯̪͓̥o̶c̬̼͔ęs̩̹̩̠̰̩͔̕se̤͍̼̼̮s̞̦̖̪̲̦͈ ͙̫t̯͙̣̝̯͢h̻͈̖͉̺̫̜a̕ţ̭͙͈̰̯ͅ ͖̜͍̖̀c̳̹̲͙̭̦̜o̺n̤̖̳̹͓̟͢t̗͖r̦͔͉͓ͅi̠̪ḇu̺͓̦͠t͖e̙ ̟̣͚̤̘̗t̵̲̞͉͉̻o̰̳̫̜̲ ͕̣̲̜̲̤̱ò̩u̟ṛ̻͍ ̨̥̱̻̬e͎̯͜v̟̜͔̻̙̝ẹr̙̻͚̤͚̜ͅ-̤̦̱̜m̺̫̯̖̼̞̥o̦̲̤̹r̘͎e̷̤̲̦̙̰͓͇ ͕͈̟͞d̳͇̹͈̪i̖g͈͖͈̙i̢t̹͉̣̺al̛̹͔̼͚ ̵͍w̠̞͟o̼͓̮r҉̫͎̥̪̞̮l̯͔d̻̜̜̟̦̖.͠
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͔͎́B̬̟͉͈͍e̢̲̤̯̗ͅc͖̜̬͙̪͠a̮͙̺̫͎̙ͅu͞s͡e͕͓͖ ̴̥̦̲͈̹̩̥m̩̺̝͕͎͢o̲̩̠̤͠ͅd̰͎̹e̯̱̱̤̹͇r̶̯̜n̩̘̭ ̶̹̦͖̤͍̖b̹͕̰̞͉r̮͉͍͔͉͝o̻͈ͅw̬͔̳s͏͙̯̝̱͈̭e͎̘͔͓̰̩̝͞r̪̗̜͡s̟̜ ҉͙̻̟͎i̦͎̣͇n͖̤̺̖̭c̗̰͖͎l̥̦͓̜u͉̱d̵̫̯͍͔̪e̦͇͉̜̠͠ ̡̥̩s̥̙͔̳̝̜͙u͉̼̝̘̜̤ͅp̧̣̤̩̼̜p͇͕̙͈͍o̱͎͙̼͍̫̲ŕ͚̝̥͖̤͖̖t̨̜̬̳ ̠̘͉̖͇̱̞f̢̩̭ͅͅo͚ͅr̶͍̱̱̰͈̺̼ ̘̼͕͕̀l̘̯͍̳̪̥a̲͇̘̱͎̪n͏̳̜̮g͈̺̖͍͙̗u̠͓͇͢a̵̭̺͈̰̗̝̠g͔e̶s̳͖̙̗̥͕ ͈t̯̖̖̙̭̞̥̀h̭̩̭̫̺a̡͉͇̘͕̼̙t ̛͈̜͖͙̦f͉̞̭̹͉u̱͈ņc̱͚̘͘ͅt̫ì̙̱͉̦͔̠o̡̦͖͉̻̼̦n ̷̩r̦͙͇̤͡í͓̱͍g̰̦̫̖̦͇h͜t̴͓ ̠̼͇͇̺̙͘ͅt̼̯̦͓̼o͉͠ ̜͟l̘e̶̼̱f̜͠t̤̦͓̞̝͍͔́ ̘̞̱̺a͙͕̖̹n̗̙͓̻ͅd̙̻͇̦͓̮͕ ͕̩̯͓̠t̢̰̲͇̦̳o̰̘̲͉͞p̻͞ ̰̘̫͉͓t̮̖͖̝͕o̜̙̯̟ ̴b̬͍͎͎̺̜̖͝o̵̭̘͍͚̗͎t̨to̜̲̫̮̪͓m͞,̥̠ ̵̝̥i̸̫̱̭̫̳t͎̜̘͍͚ ̺̗͎̣i̮͔͟s͉͍̗̬̬͝ ̣̞p̖̜̳o̦̬s̡̹͖̜̻̳̪s̻͇͖i̮͔b́l̡̹̖̯̜͚͔e ̹̤̲̭̺̹͟t̙̫o͇̗̲ ͏̘i̜̺͖͉n͍̹̲̩̖̥͘j̱͎͎̀e̪͈̘̭͞c̸̤͉͖t̼̘̘̯̯̜̠ ̴̬̼̲̩̟s̖͉̫̬͍p̺̻̙̲͕̠e̘̞̦c̡͎̟͕̼ia̭͕̱̼l ̳̥c̻h̬͖̟̣̖a̷̮̰͔̬̭ͅr̺̰̪͠a͏̣̘̦̤͖ͅc̩͕͓̣t̶̲̝͔̱̟͚ͅe̩̲̞ŗ̘̥̳͇̳̺̞s̻͖̯̼͙̀ ̶̱̱̘̭̭̫͈ìṋ̜̮t̶o̯̭͓̦̩ ̢̠̹̼̝e̠͍̱̬͟ǹ͙g̶̦͓̠̹͈ͅͅĺ̜̰̟͇͉̪i̴͖̼̻s̷̘h̶̝̯̙̪̺ ͓t̖̰̤̺̯̗e̖͇̙̹͘x҉̩ͅt̡͉͖̤ an̴̪̭̥̗̖̖ͅd͇ ̶͙̦c͇r̭͙̱̥̕ea̩̻̳̘̯̘t̷̯ḛ̛̟̝̰̙̬ ̱̲̮̖͓̪n̼͎͉̭͟o̫ṇs̡e͏̳̗̰̦n̳s̥̥̜͉ͅi͈͓̜͚͉̩c̙͚͓̬̥a̛̹̖̥̤̜̹l͓̩̮ ͚̼s͏͕̫̞͇t͚̹̗̫̟͢r͍͎̗͔̯e̟̯̮̻̥ͅa̦̜͖̪̳̮m̵̜s̼̬̦ ̧͍o͈̮̰f͉̞ ͈̭gi̵̟͉̝̭̯b͔̩͠b̶͔e̺ŗ̜̫í͕͉̭͚s̺̥͓͖̗̟̩h̛̦̖̹/c̺o͔ŕ̹̰͖̜̪̟̻r̜̻̤u̻̲͢p҉͙͙̜̱t̲͙͈͈͇̦i̴̮̮̤̣o̭̭̠̙n̜̖͖͇̟͉̤.͕̘̟͠ ̖̭̩̼̥̦͚͜Ţ̯̜̣̩͓̬o͚̼̳ t̙̯r͜y̬̝̤ ͕͓͇͈̲̪̹y̢͓o͚̬̥u̴r̪̥͖͍͕̯͡ ̨̺̭̼h̸̯͖̯̫̲a̸͇̥̙͕̫ͅnd̡̞̞ ͎͈̞͠a̧̬̦̻t͇͙̕ ̤͇Z̴̫a̵̭ͅl̪̤̻̼̳g̟̟̪̣͔̥o͙̻͈ͅ ̼̩̥͡t̢̥͙̰̞e͡x̛̟̩͍̬͙̭͍t̛,͔͇͔ͅ ̼͕͉͘t͕̦̣̀r͓͓̦y̦͍̜̘̙ <̠͉̪̞a ̲̰͉h̤̞̤̤͍̫r̴͇e͙̪̬͙̠f͖=̷͕̯̰̲̟ͅ”҉̩̰̻̻h̳̜͈̥̙t̝̤͎̞ͅt͉͖̭͉p͈̩͍͎͚̹̖:̝̰̪̘̘ͅ/̧͖͙̳̘̪̲/̼̠̞͜w͕̗͎͎̤̺w̲̜̠̳̫̟͇w̛.e̷̩͉͔e̞̘e̱̥͓m̙͝o̬̹.̖̤̳̪nẹ̬̫̦t̨̠̗̙͔͕̫”̹͟ͅ ͟t̳̰̩̪̠̤a̜̣̝̕rge̝̰̬̜͎̕t̛͍̣̯̲̳̥ͅ=̪̥̩͍̣̰ͅ”̻̮͔̖͙̗͡_̵̮͔̗̞̰̱bl̗̮͘a̻̻͇̩͍n̝͚̩̫̝̭̭ḵ͖̀”̛̩̱͇̥̰͈>̲͎͍̱͓̲͜t͜hi̶̲̺̘͙s̷̪ ̡͕̜̪g̹̪͕̣̦̟e̤̦̮n̩͍̟e͕̟̟r҉̞͇̬̪͚̮a̼̭̳͈̣̠̕ṭ̻́o͎̱̪r̴.̧̱̞̻̰̩͍ͅ<̰͔/̤̻̪̖͎̱̥͞ą͉͖̦̥̲>͚͇͙̼͙
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͙&ṉb̯́s̟ͅp͈̼̥;̠̤̭͉ͅ
̞͉͙̀
͏̟̼&̗͚͎̞̩̣̝n̛͍̙͙̮͖̳b̙s̵̞̫͓͔̜̲̭p͓̭̞̳͈;̵͕͉̼̙͔̼̜
̞̟̹͈͓̫͎͜
̱̗̗̬̦̠͞&͏n͎͙͇̮̜͈b͖̙̘̯͕͕͠s̼̗̜̤͡p͉͚̖̬̬̭͜;̸͇
̗̘̤̝̯͝
͖͈̮̬͝&͙͍̤ņ͕b͇͕̦̠͍̥͔s̢̼p̸̦̰̝̼̣̗͔;̼͓͕͇̜
͏̣̬̪̻̞
̟&̦̲ń̰̖b̻s͙͈̭p͝;͎͎̲͔̦̲

 

 

Project 1: Final Product

That’s all, folks!

My final three images for the typographic portraits:

 

 

For information about how these images were made, check out my updates:

Introduction

Illustrator Tutorial Notes and Critique Notes

Weekend Update

Illustrator Files:

Accident-Prone

Hostage

Magician

(Link to Google Drive require @pdx.edu account)